Mmmm. Salty, crispy, fried, snacks in greasy foil and plastic bags. Is there anything better? Somewhere a marketing goon at Frito-Lay is thinking up the next iteration of the chip or the puff and when they do, we'll snap them up and guzzle them down like we're being paid for it.

In the meantime, you can easily create your own with the Snack-O-Matic. Sorry about the cheese crumbs on the button.