Generator Land Member
since August, 2011

Generati Level: Emu

My Motto: I'm amazed that a simple random set up can result in a sentence that is unique (and often funny)

City: Melbourne

State/Province: Victoria

Country: Australia

Interests: Beer, Brewing, acoustic blues, guitar playing, cigar box guitar making, animated tv and films, Dr Who, riding motorbikes.

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glump's Generators

Stupid Beer Names
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On 5/11/12 glump said ""Here is your Burnt Scrotum Barleywine" ...oh yum, I will have a pint please"
Sexual Deviants Anonymous Meetings
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On 6/14/12 2012nonbeliever said "Funny!!"
Little Known Blues Artists
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Nursery Rhyme Mash Up
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On 9/19/12 CWRA0444 said "Pop goes the little star. "You mean a black hole, daddy?", "Uh... Why don't we read another story, Timmy.""
On 6/14/12 glump said ""Row row row your pussy " "
What the hell did I do last night?
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On 7/31/12 Arkio Dharkaea said "That's not what I did last night. Last night, I did a dead baby goat."
On 6/14/12 2012nonbeliever said "I was quaffing shot after shot of Green Chartreuse and I remember vomiting on my friends and then I woke up in another country"
Violent Crimes
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On 9/8/11 Elicard said ""A masked woman tried to munch my shin and then placed a ferret in my pants, and now I have insomnia." I hear that's the best way to get insomnia these days. Pretty funny, man..."
On 9/3/11 glump said ""An ugly woman sexually pleasured themselves using my Thumb and then rode me around like a horse and now I suffer from Postpartum Depression" ....honestly I'm sick of this happening "
Unusual Eye Witness Accounts
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On 9/2/11 Pop51 said "I saw a robot wearing a bikini taking a Gas Range from a Larry's Giant Subs back door and then getting away via Horse-Drawn Boat "
On 9/2/11 Pop51 said ""I saw a short man with a troop of monkeys swiping a Furnace from a Wetzel's Pretzels back door and then getting away via Wheelchair""
When Animals Attack
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On 8/31/11 glump said ""a generous Civet stomped my Penis at the river and my mum kissed it better" oh dear, that's a rather unfortunate combo."
Beer Snob 2: The Reply
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On 8/30/11 glump said "Improved sentence structure and randomness. Much improved beer character traits."
Beer Snob Critical Comments Generator
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On 8/30/11 glump said "Updated Beer Colour & Beer Character to make more sense."
Extreme Beer Style Generator
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Jenethia (Rated 1)
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Results glump Has Generated

Reality Show Generator

Meth Addicts hunt dangerous animals
Generated on 9/7/2011

Elf Name Generator

Sixten Bumpyballs
Generated on 8/30/2011

Haiku Generator

on my knees we met
standing still silent drunken thoughts
glowing moon nine lives
Generated on 8/30/2011

haunted moon upon
standing still silent on stained sheets
lay down now flutters
Generated on 8/30/2011

Office Personality Generator

Your cube is most likely decorated as a shrine to your immaturity. You have the critical thinking skills of a lamprey. Your whiny tendencies make people irate. You find failure almost irresistable. It's like candy to you.
Generated on 8/30/2011