Low-Carb Genius in Pizza Form

Gino’s East Pizza in Chicago has a cure for pizza lovers on low-carb diets. A deep dish pizza with a crust made from, that’s right, sausage. Might as well look up the nearest hospital before diving in.

Things I Still Find Funny Even Though They’re Totally Played

Farts Let’s just get this one out of the way. Farts are funny. Not too long ago, I sat around the dinner table with my entire family and we all played various fart machine apps on our phones. Several of us laughed hard enough to evoke the real thing. I don’t know why farts are […]

Another Reason I Don’t Have Pets

Taco Hell

Giant Creepy Fan Dwarfs Giant Pro NBA Center