The 80’s Are Back! Crap!

Posted on | January 9, 2017 | Comments Off on The 80’s Are Back! Crap!

“President Donald Trump” sounds like it came out of a random generator on Generatorland. Maybe the “Most Unlikely U.S. President Generator.” Lena Horne and The Shamwow Guy could have been options as well.

We are about to return to a new version of the 80’s. It’s like a mass Quantum Leap! Anyway, I think now is a good time to start planning an 80’s-themed business. For instance, you could open a store that sells parachute pants and neon-colored jackets or you could deal cocaine. I also seem to remember a lot of glass block.

Biff Tannen, er, Donald Trump never wanted the 80’s to end, so let’s all reacquaint ourselves with some of the best things that came out of the 80’s:

• Things Every 80’s Kids Will Recognize Immediately From Their Childhoods
• 38 Things That Will Take ’80s Kids Back To Their Elementary School Days
• 8 Great Things From the ‘80s That I’m Keeping Alive for My Kids

Now put up your collar and up that do!

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